meanwhile: a corner of the dancefloor

He is rocking’ these moves.

Tuxedo sharp, bowtie pristine, and hooves polished, not to mention his fabulous hat - well, there ain’t gonna be a guy as hip as him. No siree, the other boys ain’t even in his territory.

There’s music in the back, and he is moving to the beat. People are staring at him - well, they’d goddamned well stare! He’s the best there is and honestly? They’re probably just jealous.

Baah-B executes a smooth turn, and starts to clack his hooves against the ground in a flawless tap dance routine.

The night is his.